When you enlarge the picture, I swear I was only trying to see the shelf, it looks like she may be in the ladies underwear aisle at Walmart. Ever watched someone who doesn't know that you're watching them take a selfie? You never know what germs could be lurking on the floors of America's favorite big box store. She looks like she is maybe lost or confused; maybe she is actually just looking for her pants. It's one thing to force a grown adult to don a smiley-face pin, but making someone wear a superhero cape might be taking things too far.
This sneaky mom was most likely just trying to get her weekly grocery shopping done so that she could move on to the other items on her neverending to-do list, when this gem of a man wandered into her life.
And while you're there, please document your experience on Snapchat so that your friends, family and possibly even abs0lute strangers can also have their moods lifted by your glorious experience. Regardless, she still looks trashy. Sadly, "almost" doesn't count. After all, if she had to suffer, so does everyone else. The most LOL-worthy things the Internet has to offer. This mom is all about him and his navy blue polo shirt.